Adam and Tanya Training - Oily to Bed, Oily to Rise (Zeo)
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
"You guys are my family.”
My babies. My Titans. One thing I’ll never forgive the New 52 for erasing, it’s them.
#he missed on purpose and you will never take that headcanon away from me #he’s strong as hell #stronger than anyone knows #and he can fight people controlling him #maybe he couldn’t take away the mind control but he could shift his arm just slightly to the side and miss #he’s THE GREATEST MARKSMAN IN THE WORLD AND MARIA AND FURY WERE NOT FAR FROM HIM #HE WOULDN’T HAVE MISSED IF HE DIDN’T WANT TO
Add to that that he hits Fury solid center mass where there’s body armor and not, you know, in his head.
Barton misses on purpose. Agreed.
I’ve always thought this, and… tbh I get kinda emotional at the idea that Clint’s fighting Loki off in his head. [/fangirl moment]
Galaxy Quest appreciation post~
My favorite movie of all time
Galaxy Quest is the best Star Trek movie.
'Don't forget me.'
'Oh Sarah… don't you forget me.’
no one fights like jim kirk
from great heights like jim kirk
no one’s style of weird combat delights like jim kirk’s
for there’s no one as defiant of gravity
he’s perfect. a pure paragon
I didn’t grow up reading comic books. I didn’t have too much interest in them. It’s been kinda coincidental that I’ve made so many comic book films.